{"id":79,"date":"2004-01-11T15:25:43","date_gmt":"2004-01-11T15:25:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2004\/01\/11\/attention_mile-high_clubbers\/"},"modified":"2004-01-11T15:25:43","modified_gmt":"2004-01-11T15:25:43","slug":"attention_mile-high_clubbers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2004\/01\/11\/attention_mile-high_clubbers\/","title":{"rendered":"Attention, Mile-High clubbers!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Scrap your plans for the orgy at 30,000.
\nThe US Transportation Security Administration, like many kindergarten teachers, has decided that inflight, we can only go to the bathroom one at a time. Yes, that’s right – the USTSA “are now requiring that passengers on flights to the U.S. are not to congregate in groups in any areas of the aircraft, especially around lavatories,” according to one airline spokesperson.
\nSounds like prom night. I bet the USTSA would kick you right off the plane if they found that flask of Southern Comfort in your pocket.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Scrap your plans for the orgy at 30,000. The US Transportation Security Administration, like many kindergarten teachers, has decided that inflight, we can only go to the bathroom one at a time. Yes, that’s right – the USTSA “are now requiring that passengers on flights to the U.S. are not to congregate in groups in … <\/p>\n

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