{"id":73,"date":"2004-01-25T12:07:58","date_gmt":"2004-01-25T12:07:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2004\/01\/25\/equal_time\/"},"modified":"2004-01-25T12:07:58","modified_gmt":"2004-01-25T12:07:58","slug":"equal_time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2004\/01\/25\/equal_time\/","title":{"rendered":"Equal time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since a recent entry was devoted to the bon mots of my older son, I felt it necessary to point out that my younger son, Robert, is capable of reducing his parents to giggling fools, too.<br \/>\nCase in point: Dr. T and I have always tried to be very frank and open about body parts and their related functions (which has led to several inadvertent witticisms from Colin, but this is Robert&#8217;s entry). As anyone with small male children will attest, at some point all small boys discover the joys of their own penises. Robert is at that stage.<br \/>\nWe have not told Robert that he can&#8217;t touch himself, only that his penis is a private part, and, as such, should (a) remain in his pants whenever possible and (b) be touched only when he&#8217;s alone.<br \/>\nThe other day Robert was, um, occupying himself with his penis while I was putting away his laundry in the same room. So I said &#8220;don&#8217;t forget, Robert, that you should only touch your penis when there&#8217;s no one else around.&#8221;<br \/>\nRobert&#8217;s reply: &#8220;Ok, Mummy, you can go away now.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since a recent entry was devoted to the bon mots of my older son, I felt it necessary to point out that my younger son, Robert, is capable of reducing his parents to giggling fools, too. Case in point: Dr. T and I have always tried to be very frank and open about body parts &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2004\/01\/25\/equal_time\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Equal time&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-matters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}