{"id":636,"date":"2011-01-26T16:02:51","date_gmt":"2011-01-26T16:02:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2011\/01\/26\/to_the_moron_who_wrote_on_my_house\/"},"modified":"2011-01-26T16:02:51","modified_gmt":"2011-01-26T16:02:51","slug":"to_the_moron_who_wrote_on_my_house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2011\/01\/26\/to_the_moron_who_wrote_on_my_house\/","title":{"rendered":"To the moron who wrote on my house:"},"content":{"rendered":"

I appreciate that your message was about love. Goodness knows “K + S Fur ever” is better than “death to the cops” or something crude or vulgar. Having said that, may I make a few suggestions:
\n1. when writing on the house of an English teacher, please try to spell correctly, and use words (and) rather than symbols (+);
\n2. when writing a message expressing your love for someone, consider choosing a venue that you can easily revisit, rather than the front porch overhang on someone else’s house;
\n3. again, when expressing your love for someone, particularly your eternal love, consider using a medium other than pencil;
\n4. don’t write on my house.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I appreciate that your message was about love. Goodness knows “K + S Fur ever” is better than “death to the cops” or something crude or vulgar. Having said that, may I make a few suggestions: 1. when writing on the house of an English teacher, please try to spell correctly, and use words (and) … <\/p>\n

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