{"id":590,"date":"2008-08-06T11:12:13","date_gmt":"2008-08-06T11:12:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2008\/08\/06\/roberts_instructions_for_taking_care_of_your_cat\/"},"modified":"2008-08-06T11:12:13","modified_gmt":"2008-08-06T11:12:13","slug":"roberts_instructions_for_taking_care_of_your_cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2008\/08\/06\/roberts_instructions_for_taking_care_of_your_cat\/","title":{"rendered":"Robert&#8217;s instructions for taking care of your cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Please note, spelling has been preserved to reflect the sheer genius of my offspring.<\/i><br \/>\nWhat you need:<br \/>\ntwo bowls<br \/>\nsome cat food<br \/>\na sink<br \/>\nliter<br \/>\na liter box<br \/>\na colar<br \/>\nsome tuna<br \/>\nWhen yor cat does something bad, give it an agry tone. When it does the opisote, pet it and\/or give it some tuna or fish. Let it go out when it please. It will come back. When one of the bowls is emty, fill it up with either water or food. When the liter box no longer has liter, throw the poo out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please note, spelling has been preserved to reflect the sheer genius of my offspring. What you need: two bowls some cat food a sink liter a liter box a colar some tuna When yor cat does something bad, give it an agry tone. When it does the opisote, pet it and\/or give it some tuna &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2008\/08\/06\/roberts_instructions_for_taking_care_of_your_cat\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Robert&#8217;s instructions for taking care of your cat&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-matters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=590"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/590\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}