{"id":517,"date":"2007-04-04T16:48:50","date_gmt":"2007-04-04T16:48:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2007\/04\/04\/he_doesnt_get_it_from_my_side_of_the_family\/"},"modified":"2007-04-04T16:48:50","modified_gmt":"2007-04-04T16:48:50","slug":"he_doesnt_get_it_from_my_side_of_the_family","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2007\/04\/04\/he_doesnt_get_it_from_my_side_of_the_family\/","title":{"rendered":"He doesn&#8217;t get it from my side of the family"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We got a call from the boys&#8217; school this morning because Colin couldn&#8217;t find his lunchbox. Considering that said lunchbox was safely hidden in plain sight beside the front door, I can see why he couldn&#8217;t find it.<br \/>\nWhen I picked him up this afternoon, he was sulking because, he said, no one <em>reminded <\/em>him to bring his lunchbox. Now, while it&#8217;s true that no one reminded <i>again<\/i>, it&#8217;s also true that Dr. T <i>handed him the lunchbox and told him to put it in his schoolbag<\/i>.<br \/>\nWhich explains, obviously, how it ended up on the hallway table by the front door.<br \/>\nLest you think the child starved, rest assured that the school has an emergency supply of sandwiches for just such an emergency. His was tuna.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/cars.er.usgs.gov\/Fishes_of_Isla_del_Coco\/Release_Aug_2__2000\/release_aug_2__2000.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"photo manipulation inspired by Dina\" src=\"http:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/images\/tuna%20copy.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"309\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We got a call from the boys&#8217; school this morning because Colin couldn&#8217;t find his lunchbox. Considering that said lunchbox was safely hidden in plain sight beside the front door, I can see why he couldn&#8217;t find it. When I picked him up this afternoon, he was sulking because, he said, no one reminded him &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2007\/04\/04\/he_doesnt_get_it_from_my_side_of_the_family\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;He doesn&#8217;t get it from my side of the family&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-matters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=517"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}