{"id":513,"date":"2007-04-30T23:40:37","date_gmt":"2007-04-30T23:40:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2007\/04\/30\/they_dont_call_me_the_queen_of_analogy_for_nothing\/"},"modified":"2007-04-30T23:40:37","modified_gmt":"2007-04-30T23:40:37","slug":"they_dont_call_me_the_queen_of_analogy_for_nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2007\/04\/30\/they_dont_call_me_the_queen_of_analogy_for_nothing\/","title":{"rendered":"They don&#8217;t call me the queen of analogy for nothing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It occurred to me today that breaking up with someone is very much like a really huge pimple:<br \/>\n~ painful<br \/>\n~ obviously must be dealt with<br \/>\n~ dealing with relationship\/huge pimple provides a curious sense of relief and satisfaction mingled with vague self-loathing<br \/>\n~ the aftermath is usually pretty messy<br \/>\n~ one hopes there&#8217;s no scarring.<br \/>\nI haven&#8217;t broken up with anyone. You do the math.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It occurred to me today that breaking up with someone is very much like a really huge pimple: ~ painful ~ obviously must be dealt with ~ dealing with relationship\/huge pimple provides a curious sense of relief and satisfaction mingled with vague self-loathing ~ the aftermath is usually pretty messy ~ one hopes there&#8217;s no &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2007\/04\/30\/they_dont_call_me_the_queen_of_analogy_for_nothing\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;They don&#8217;t call me the queen of analogy for nothing&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=513"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}