{"id":511,"date":"2007-02-28T11:07:49","date_gmt":"2007-02-28T11:07:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2007\/02\/28\/staring_down_the_barrel_of_a_red_pen\/"},"modified":"2007-02-28T11:07:49","modified_gmt":"2007-02-28T11:07:49","slug":"staring_down_the_barrel_of_a_red_pen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2007\/02\/28\/staring_down_the_barrel_of_a_red_pen\/","title":{"rendered":"Staring down the barrel of a red pen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s at times like these &#8211; when I am faced with three separate stacks of essays that seem to grow every time I leave the room to refresh my tea &#8211; that I wonder if I should teach pottery instead.<br \/>\nCup leaks. You fail.<br \/>\nSigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s at times like these &#8211; when I am faced with three separate stacks of essays that seem to grow every time I leave the room to refresh my tea &#8211; that I wonder if I should teach pottery instead. Cup leaks. You fail. Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-learning-curve"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=511"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/511\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}