{"id":508,"date":"2007-03-07T15:52:30","date_gmt":"2007-03-07T15:52:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2007\/03\/07\/posting_for_patra\/"},"modified":"2007-03-07T15:52:30","modified_gmt":"2007-03-07T15:52:30","slug":"posting_for_patra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2007\/03\/07\/posting_for_patra\/","title":{"rendered":"Posting for Patra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, apparently my loyal readers are desperate for new material. This must be how Bill Cosby feels.<br \/>\nAnyway, up here in the Great White North, when we have nothing to say but are compelled to speak nonetheless, we talk about&#8230; the weather.<br \/>\nOK, so, it&#8217;s like, March, right? Which means the weather is, like, messed up (I would say it&#8217;s f***ed up, but my mother reads this blog, y&#8217;know).<br \/>\nFor instance &#8211; yesterday? Minus 24C, or minus-frikkin-38C with the windchill. For the sake of consistency, I duly provide the non-metric equivalents: -11F, and -36F.<br \/>\nOn Friday, we got 34 cm of snow in one day. That&#8217;s more than a foot of snow. <em>In one day<\/em>.<br \/>\nOh yes, March has definitely come in all liony.<br \/>\nRight now, it&#8217;s &#8220;only&#8221; -11C, or a balmy -22C with the windchill. So naturally, the forecast for Saturday is +5C. [a.k.a. 12F, -8F, and 41F respectively]<br \/>\nOf course, that&#8217;s the forecast according to the Weather Network. Environment Canada is calling for +9C [48F], while over at canoe.ca, they&#8217;re chilling out and calling for 0C [32F].<br \/>\nAnd you know what? None of this has anything to do with global climate change. This is just March in Montreal.<br \/>\nStupid month.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, apparently my loyal readers are desperate for new material. This must be how Bill Cosby feels. Anyway, up here in the Great White North, when we have nothing to say but are compelled to speak nonetheless, we talk about&#8230; the weather. OK, so, it&#8217;s like, March, right? Which means the weather is, like, messed &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2007\/03\/07\/posting_for_patra\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Posting for Patra&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=508"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}