So here I am in drizzly Halifax.
\nY’know those automated toilets? The ones with the sensor that “sees” when you’ve moved away from the seat, and then does the flushing for you?
\nWell, the bathrooms at the Halifax airport have those toilets.
\nThe bathrooms also feature toilet roll dispensers that are installed, for God only knows what reason, at knee height. The paper itself, naturally, comes out the bottom of the dispenser, somewhere near your ankles.
\nSo you have to lean forward and down to get any paper…
\n…thus, in the eyes of the sensor, moving away from the seat…
\n…thus flushing. While you’re getting paper and awkwardly trying to maintain your balance in some position better suited to a yoga class.
\nWelcome to Nova Scotia, my ass (get it?).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
So here I am in drizzly Halifax. Y’know those automated toilets? The ones with the sensor that “sees” when you’ve moved away from the seat, and then does the flushing for you? Well, the bathrooms at the Halifax airport have those toilets. The bathrooms also feature toilet roll dispensers that are installed, for God only … <\/p>\n