{"id":486,"date":"2007-01-12T08:18:40","date_gmt":"2007-01-12T08:18:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2007\/01\/12\/outbreak\/"},"modified":"2007-01-12T08:18:40","modified_gmt":"2007-01-12T08:18:40","slug":"outbreak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2007\/01\/12\/outbreak\/","title":{"rendered":"Outbreak!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The boys are at home today because their school is closed for disinfection.<br \/>\nYes, it&#8217;s&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.canada.com\/montrealgazette\/news\/story.html?id=7d485fa8-d9bf-4a0b-af83-0f1dcbb854a9&amp;k=25190\">THE GASTRO<\/a>&#8230; da da dum<br \/>\nI got a call yesterday &#8211; in the middle of lunch with a friend I hadn&#8217;t seen in months &#8211; asking me to collect the kids no later than 2:30, since there weren&#8217;t enough healthy daycare workers to keep students after school. According to the school secretary, more than 50 kids are home sick, and the school is rapidly running out of teachers.<br \/>\nWhen I got to the school, I found&#8230;<br \/>\n~ the principal, whose face was a lovely shade of green, clutching her stomach and saying &#8220;I can&#8217;t believe I have to drive home&#8221; over and over;<br \/>\n~ the day care administrator also clutching her stomach and running down the hall;<br \/>\n~ a guy, wearing a white mask and rubber gloves.<br \/>\nSo this is what it&#8217;s like to be in a Michael Crichton book.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The boys are at home today because their school is closed for disinfection. Yes, it&#8217;s&#8230; THE GASTRO&#8230; da da dum I got a call yesterday &#8211; in the middle of lunch with a friend I hadn&#8217;t seen in months &#8211; asking me to collect the kids no later than 2:30, since there weren&#8217;t enough healthy &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2007\/01\/12\/outbreak\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Outbreak!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=486"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}