{"id":469,"date":"2006-10-03T09:55:09","date_gmt":"2006-10-03T09:55:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2006\/10\/03\/in_space_no_one_can_hear_you_scream\/"},"modified":"2006-10-03T09:55:09","modified_gmt":"2006-10-03T09:55:09","slug":"in_space_no_one_can_hear_you_scream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2006\/10\/03\/in_space_no_one_can_hear_you_scream\/","title":{"rendered":"In space, no one can hear you scream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>See, here&#8217;s the thing. I am a teacher. A professor, as it were. As such, my job is to profess.<br \/>\nAloud.<br \/>\nUsing my voice.<br \/>\nWhich appears, at the moment, to be leaving me.<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know what I did, voice, but you can&#8217;t leave me. I need you.<br \/>\nWhatever it was, I&#8217;m sorry.<br \/>\nGrumble.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>See, here&#8217;s the thing. I am a teacher. A professor, as it were. As such, my job is to profess. Aloud. Using my voice. Which appears, at the moment, to be leaving me. I don&#8217;t know what I did, voice, but you can&#8217;t leave me. I need you. Whatever it was, I&#8217;m sorry. Grumble.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}