{"id":458,"date":"2006-06-28T13:14:28","date_gmt":"2006-06-28T13:14:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2006\/06\/28\/explain_my_brain_if_you_can\/"},"modified":"2006-06-28T13:14:28","modified_gmt":"2006-06-28T13:14:28","slug":"explain_my_brain_if_you_can","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2006\/06\/28\/explain_my_brain_if_you_can\/","title":{"rendered":"Explain my brain (if you can)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, the dream involved a prolonged, alcohol-infused visit to my vet.<br \/>\nAnyone who&#8217;s met my vet will understand when I say this dream needs no interpretation. Several women I know own cats primarily as an excuse to go to this vet.<br \/>\nLest you find the recurring theme of &#8216;what I dreamt last night&#8217; less than exciting, I ask you to ponder this: I never remember my dreams. Brain people insist that I <i>do<\/i> dream, so I&#8217;ll accept that. But typically, I wake up every morning, completely oblivious to whatever wild imaginings my subconscious has been using to entertaining itself (unless it involves almost-sex with celebrities &#8211; those I remember).<br \/>\nFor the last few nights, though, I dream and remember. There was the scary <a href=\"http:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/archives\/000755.html\">drowning in Ontario dream<\/a>, the weird <a href=\"http:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/archives\/000758.html\">pooping kangaroo dream<\/a>, and now the party with the vet dream.<br \/>\nSo why, oh wise and knowing readers, do these ones stick?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, the dream involved a prolonged, alcohol-infused visit to my vet. Anyone who&#8217;s met my vet will understand when I say this dream needs no interpretation. Several women I know own cats primarily as an excuse to go to this vet. Lest you find the recurring theme of &#8216;what I dreamt last night&#8217; less &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2006\/06\/28\/explain_my_brain_if_you_can\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Explain my brain (if you can)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=458"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}