{"id":443,"date":"2006-06-21T13:01:02","date_gmt":"2006-06-21T13:01:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2006\/06\/21\/subliminal_messages\/"},"modified":"2006-06-21T13:01:02","modified_gmt":"2006-06-21T13:01:02","slug":"subliminal_messages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2006\/06\/21\/subliminal_messages\/","title":{"rendered":"Subliminal messages"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I dreamt that I was driving along a highway in southern Ontario and I knew that I was about to drive into Lake Ontario but I didn&#8217;t panic because I knew my window was open and that all I had to do was wait for the water to start filling the car and open my door and swim to shore.<br \/>\nUnfortunately, when the time came to open my door, my hands couldn&#8217;t apply enough pressure to push the handle. None of the other windows were open, and since they&#8217;re electric windows, I was stuck. Just as I was considering whether or not I could kick the passenger window open, I woke up.<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know if this means that I feel like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/archives\/000753.html\">I am drowning in work<\/a> at the moment, or just that I have a hitherto unrecognized terror of anything to do with Ontario.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I dreamt that I was driving along a highway in southern Ontario and I knew that I was about to drive into Lake Ontario but I didn&#8217;t panic because I knew my window was open and that all I had to do was wait for the water to start filling the car and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2006\/06\/21\/subliminal_messages\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Subliminal messages&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}