{"id":423,"date":"2006-03-31T22:59:18","date_gmt":"2006-03-31T22:59:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2006\/03\/31\/i_assume_this_means_im_going_to_hell\/"},"modified":"2006-03-31T22:59:18","modified_gmt":"2006-03-31T22:59:18","slug":"i_assume_this_means_im_going_to_hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2006\/03\/31\/i_assume_this_means_im_going_to_hell\/","title":{"rendered":"I assume this means I&#8217;m going to hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The weather is awesome &#8211; today we got up to 22 C (that&#8217;s 72 F, for those that are so inclined).<br \/>\nHow can you tell it&#8217;s spring in Montreal? People are wearing t-shirts, some are wearing shorts, most are imbibing something on a hastily-assembled sidewalk terrasse, and there are ridiculous line-ups at every carwash in town.<br \/>\nI got my car washed.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s silver again! I can see through all the windows! The mirrors actually reflect!<br \/>\nObviously, it&#8217;s an annoyingly Canadian trait to discuss the weather<i> ad nauseam<\/i> (although, thanks to global warming, we are not alone in our little meteorological obsession). But that&#8217;s not really my point. My point is this &#8211; because I got my car washed, my Darwin fish is all shiny and glittery.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"darwin.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/images\/darwin.jpg\" width=\"85\" height=\"85\" border=\"0\" align=\"left\" \/><br \/>\nNow, I made a conscious decision, after a lot of thought, to affix said fish to my car. For me, the Darwin fish is <i>not<\/i>, as some people assume, a symbol of atheism. In fact, I believe that science and religion are not mutually exclusive, and it was my rancour over the whole &#8216;Intelligent Design&#8217; debate that prompted my fishy statement to begin with. I believe, and I think Darwin himself might agree, that such a phenomenally impressive process as evolution could be used as <i>proof <\/i>of a &#8216;designer&#8217;\/&#8217;creator&#8217;\/whathaveyou. I mean, if I stop to think about the sheer number of pure coincidences required for life on this planet to be what it is, I have to wonder whether or not there is something more to it.<br \/>\nIn short, I would not be at all surprised to discover that there is some thing &#8211; being, entity, astral plane, or unimaginable thing &#8211; so far beyond our current comprehension that the various religions we&#8217;ve built are but the first paragraph of Chapter One of a multi-volume work, if you get my metaphor.<br \/>\nThe point is, my Darwin fish is more about my beliefs as a teacher than as a defender of (non)religion.<br \/>\nThe point is, my Darwin fish does not, for me, represent atheism.<br \/>\nThe point is, my Darwin fish is all shiny and freshly washed and, therefore, very noticeable.<br \/>\nThe point is, when I was stuck in traffic this afternoon and glanced up into the rearview mirror and saw a priest <i>and <\/i>a nun in the car directly behind me, I really wanted to get out of the car and say all of this to them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The weather is awesome &#8211; today we got up to 22 C (that&#8217;s 72 F, for those that are so inclined). How can you tell it&#8217;s spring in Montreal? People are wearing t-shirts, some are wearing shorts, most are imbibing something on a hastily-assembled sidewalk terrasse, and there are ridiculous line-ups at every carwash in &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2006\/03\/31\/i_assume_this_means_im_going_to_hell\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I assume this means I&#8217;m going to hell&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}