{"id":389,"date":"2006-02-05T10:55:03","date_gmt":"2006-02-05T10:55:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2006\/02\/05\/the_peasants_appliances_are_revolting\/"},"modified":"2006-02-05T10:55:03","modified_gmt":"2006-02-05T10:55:03","slug":"the_peasants_appliances_are_revolting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2006\/02\/05\/the_peasants_appliances_are_revolting\/","title":{"rendered":"The <strike>peasants<\/strike> appliances are revolting!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/archives\/000658.html\">last post<\/a> I mentioned in passing that the dishwasher is on the blink (literally, since it&#8217;s blinking &#8220;ER&#8221; at us non-stop).<br \/>\nWell, yesterday the washing machine quit in solidarity.<br \/>\nThis washer has been with us since before we were us. It&#8217;s a basic 3-temperature wash-rinse-spin Maytag that has handled our laundry from the time we were two relatively clean adults through two spat-up-upon parents with poopy babies to our current two-small-but-active-boys + parents household without complaint. But yesterday, our loyal friend stopped pumping water out, and then tried to spin a full load with a tub full of water, thus burning something that smells horrible.<br \/>\nWhile I have a handle on the dish washing situation &#8211; I even bought one of those fancy wooden racks for drying &#8211; I am not prepared to flip the laundry onto my head, stroll down to the river and find a suitable rock. There are limits.<br \/>\nSo now we wait for another repairperson &#8211; and since the blinking dishwasher is a different brand, we can&#8217;t do a two-for-one&#8230;<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s only a matter of time before the fridge melts or the dryer decides to burst into flames. It&#8217;s no doubt a Luddite conspiracy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my last post I mentioned in passing that the dishwasher is on the blink (literally, since it&#8217;s blinking &#8220;ER&#8221; at us non-stop). Well, yesterday the washing machine quit in solidarity. This washer has been with us since before we were us. It&#8217;s a basic 3-temperature wash-rinse-spin Maytag that has handled our laundry from the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2006\/02\/05\/the_peasants_appliances_are_revolting\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The <strike>peasants<\/strike> appliances are revolting!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}