{"id":343,"date":"2005-08-24T13:36:14","date_gmt":"2005-08-24T13:36:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2005\/08\/24\/thats_my_name_dont_wear_it_out\/"},"modified":"2005-08-24T13:36:14","modified_gmt":"2005-08-24T13:36:14","slug":"thats_my_name_dont_wear_it_out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2005\/08\/24\/thats_my_name_dont_wear_it_out\/","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s my name, don&#8217;t wear it out."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I understand the appeal of the name &#8220;Maggie.&#8221; I have almost gotten used to people using the name for their favourite pets. But <a href=\"http:\/\/cnews.canoe.ca\/CNEWS\/Canada\/2005\/08\/24\/1186185-sun.html\">this is the last straw<\/a>.<br \/>\n<i>There was no sight of her seven-week-old puppy, Maggie, or the cage in which she used to carry it. <\/i><br \/>\nFrom now on, consider &#8220;Maggie&#8221; off-limits, pending approval on a case-by-case basis. Applicants will be asked to provide photos of the pet in question, not to mention a damned good reason, such as a wealthy aunt with the same name who has threated (in writing) to disinherit the applicant if said pet is named something more pet-like, such as &#8220;Fido.&#8221;<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;re truly stuck, may I suggest <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bowwow.com.au\/\">this website<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I understand the appeal of the name &#8220;Maggie.&#8221; I have almost gotten used to people using the name for their favourite pets. But this is the last straw. There was no sight of her seven-week-old puppy, Maggie, or the cage in which she used to carry it. From now on, consider &#8220;Maggie&#8221; off-limits, pending &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2005\/08\/24\/thats_my_name_dont_wear_it_out\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;That&#8217;s my name, don&#8217;t wear it out.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}