{"id":309,"date":"2005-03-23T11:26:51","date_gmt":"2005-03-23T11:26:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2005\/03\/23\/balls_torches_chainsaws\/"},"modified":"2005-03-23T11:26:51","modified_gmt":"2005-03-23T11:26:51","slug":"balls_torches_chainsaws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2005\/03\/23\/balls_torches_chainsaws\/","title":{"rendered":"Balls! Torches! Chainsaws!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.greencragvsu.connectfree.co.uk\/GreenCragVSU\/Clipart.htm\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"juggle.gif\" src=\"http:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/images\/juggle.gif\" width=\"278\" height=\"176\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nYou are &#8216;juggling&#8217;.  Jugglers, tumblers, and other street performers were a very popular sort of entertainment once, before movies and talkies and online quizzes supplanted them.<br \/>\nYou like to put on a show for people, and they like to watch.  You are friendly and well-liked, particularly for your sense of humor, although you sometimes play with people&#8217;s heads.  You are frequently the center of attention, and you like it that way.  However, you have to realize that the world does not revolve around you. Furthermore, you have to learn that your light-hearted antics are not appropriate to all situations.  Your problem is that juggling has been obsolete for a long time.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\/users\/deadword\/quizzes\/What%20obsolete%20skill%20are%20you%3F\/\"> <font size=\"-1\">What obsolete skill are you?<\/font><\/a><BR> <font size=\"-3\">brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\">Quizilla<\/a><\/font><br \/>\n<i>via <a href=\"http:\/\/magnificentoctopus.blogspot.com\/2005\/03\/obsolete.html\">Magnificent Octopus<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You are &#8216;juggling&#8217;. Jugglers, tumblers, and other street performers were a very popular sort of entertainment once, before movies and talkies and online quizzes supplanted them. You like to put on a show for people, and they like to watch. You are friendly and well-liked, particularly for your sense of humor, although you sometimes play &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2005\/03\/23\/balls_torches_chainsaws\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Balls! Torches! Chainsaws!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quizzes-memes-general-time-wastings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=309"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}