{"id":237,"date":"2004-11-01T13:44:53","date_gmt":"2004-11-01T13:44:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2004\/11\/01\/wont_you_come_home_bill\/"},"modified":"2004-11-01T13:44:53","modified_gmt":"2004-11-01T13:44:53","slug":"wont_you_come_home_bill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2004\/11\/01\/wont_you_come_home_bill\/","title":{"rendered":"Won&#8217;t you come home, Bill*?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Americans, or at least some representational segment of them, go to the polls tomorrow. Meanwhile, back at the Canadians-who-want-to-vote-but-can&#8217;t ranch, we have a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/archives\/000411.html\">clear majority<\/a>: 50% of voters have chosen former President Bill Clinton. The other 50% of the vote is evenly split, with votes for me, you, TinkyWinky and even John Kerry.<br \/>\nThe only candidate with NO votes whatsoever is, naturally, GWB. None. Not a one. Nada.<br \/>\nDare I say it? As many votes as there were WMDs? Nah, that&#8217;s just mean.<br \/>\nThere is, of course, still time to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/archives\/000411.html\">cast your vote<\/a>. Remember &#8211; your vote (in this poll**) has no impact whatsoever!<br \/>\n*<i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.clintonpresidentialcenter.org\/index.htm\">this<\/a> Bill, not <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geekwardho.org\/\">this<\/a> one<\/i><br \/>\n**<i>if you&#8217;re actually eligible to vote in the <b>real<\/b> election, then fer G\/d&#8217;s sake, get out there and VOTE!!!!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Americans, or at least some representational segment of them, go to the polls tomorrow. Meanwhile, back at the Canadians-who-want-to-vote-but-can&#8217;t ranch, we have a clear majority: 50% of voters have chosen former President Bill Clinton. The other 50% of the vote is evenly split, with votes for me, you, TinkyWinky and even John Kerry. The only &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2004\/11\/01\/wont_you_come_home_bill\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Won&#8217;t you come home, Bill*?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=237"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}