{"id":225,"date":"2004-09-23T08:22:20","date_gmt":"2004-09-23T08:22:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2004\/09\/23\/avril_is_the_cruellest_man\/"},"modified":"2004-09-23T08:22:20","modified_gmt":"2004-09-23T08:22:20","slug":"avril_is_the_cruellest_man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2004\/09\/23\/avril_is_the_cruellest_man\/","title":{"rendered":"Avril is the cruellest, man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"avril.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/images\/avril.jpg\" width=\"117\" height=\"185\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nSo, Canadian anti-Britney Avril Lavigne has chosen this month&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/story\/arts\/national\/2004\/09\/22\/Arts\/avril040922.html\">Maxim<\/a> as the launch vehicle for her new role as a sex kitten. Along with several flirty pix of Miss Manners in various stages of undress, there&#8217;s an interview which features the following:<br \/>\n<i>Lavigne begins by saying that she has been unfairly depicted by journalists as having a short fuse.<br \/>\n&#8220;The media have portrayed me as an angry girl who&#8217;s pissed off all the time,&#8221; she says.<br \/>\nIn answer to a question about when the last time was she &#8220;had to smack a bitch down,&#8221; Lavigne responds this way:<br \/>\n&#8220;In a bar a few months ago. Some chick came up to me and got in my face and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her. I don&#8217;t go looking for fights, but if someone comes up to me and pushes me, I&#8217;m not going to take it.&#8221;<\/i><br \/>\nOk, as long as she doesn&#8217;t have a short fuse or anything.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, Canadian anti-Britney Avril Lavigne has chosen this month&#8217;s Maxim as the launch vehicle for her new role as a sex kitten. Along with several flirty pix of Miss Manners in various stages of undress, there&#8217;s an interview which features the following: Lavigne begins by saying that she has been unfairly depicted by journalists as &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2004\/09\/23\/avril_is_the_cruellest_man\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Avril is the cruellest, man&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=225"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}