{"id":218,"date":"2004-09-05T09:08:48","date_gmt":"2004-09-05T09:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2004\/09\/05\/oh_all_right_sheesh\/"},"modified":"2004-09-05T09:08:48","modified_gmt":"2004-09-05T09:08:48","slug":"oh_all_right_sheesh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2004\/09\/05\/oh_all_right_sheesh\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, all right. Sheesh"},"content":{"rendered":"

Via Clare<\/a>:
\nLast Cigarette: 205 days ago! Yay, me!
\nLast Alcoholic Drink: last night (Moosehead).
\nLast Car Ride: Yesterday afternoon, to Canadian Tire and back.
\nLast Kiss: last night
\nLast Good Cry: honestly, don\u2019t remember. There have been many movie-induced tears<\/a>, however.
\nLast Library Book checked out: Jack Maggs<\/i>, by Peter Carey. I didn\u2019t finish it.
\nLast movie Seen in Theatres: Spiderman II<\/i>
\nLast Book Read: Angels and Demons<\/i>, by Dan Brown (author of The Davinci Code<\/i>. Currently reading The No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency<\/i>.
\nLast Movie Rented: 13 Going on 30<\/i>.
\nLast Cuss Word Uttered: Fucking. But I blame our misadventures with our dishwasher.
\nLast Beverage Drank: Breakfast shake \u2013 OJ, slimfast, whey protein and peaches.
\nLast Food Consumed: ditto
\nLast Crush: Football players practice outside my office window. I\u2019m fickle.
\nLast Phone Call: The Gazette, to cancel my subscription. They must have known, because they didn\u2019t answer.
\nLast TV Show Watched: Scrubs<\/i>
\nLast Time Showered: in just a few minutes, I swear.
\nLast Shoes Worn: Clarks wedgie sandals.
\nLast CD Played: \u201cMe & Mr. Johnson,\u201d Eric Clapton
\nLast Item Bought: Dish rack and drainer \u2013 hence Canadian Tire, and the conclusion to the dishwasher story.
\nLast Download: Flash, in order to play live video of new dishwashers. It\u2019s like appliance pr0n.
\nLast Annoyance: Sour milk.
\nLast Disappointment: No coffee, given the sour milk
\nLast Soda Drank: Gingerale.
\nLast Thing Written: Comments on student papers.
\nLast Sleep: Last night.
\nLast Weird Encounter: My friend\u2019s dog, who made very interesting sounds and puffed fur at us for no apparent reason. We tried food, belly scratches, water, out, in\u2026 it turned out what he really wanted was our hot chocolate.
\nLast Ice Cream Eaten: Don\u2019t remember \u2013 yay, me, again!
\nLast Time Amused: Just now, because Colin is taking the verb quiz I gave my students on Friday \u2013 and he\u2019s doing better than they did.
\nLast Time Hugged: last night, by a sleepy Robert.
\nLast Time Scolded: Yesterday \u2013 apparently I overreacted to the fact that our $%#$&^# dishwasher is $%#$&^# broken.
\nLast Time Resentful: Aside from the usual resentment at skinny people and bad drivers, I can\u2019t really remember.
\nLast Chair Sat In: couch.
\nLast Underwear Worn: White thong.
\nLast Bra Worn: Peach-coloured Body bra from Victoria\u2019s Secret. Really.
\nLast Shirt Worn: blue and white t-shirt.
\nLast Webpage Visited: http:\/\/hermitclare.blogspot.com\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Via Clare: Last Cigarette: 205 days ago! Yay, me! Last Alcoholic Drink: last night (Moosehead). Last Car Ride: Yesterday afternoon, to Canadian Tire and back. Last Kiss: last night Last Good Cry: honestly, don\u2019t remember. There have been many movie-induced tears, however. Last Library Book checked out: Jack Maggs, by Peter Carey. I didn\u2019t finish … <\/p>\n

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