{"id":199,"date":"2004-07-25T18:34:21","date_gmt":"2004-07-25T18:34:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2004\/07\/25\/someone_get_her_a_dictionary_dammit\/"},"modified":"2004-07-25T18:34:21","modified_gmt":"2004-07-25T18:34:21","slug":"someone_get_her_a_dictionary_dammit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2004\/07\/25\/someone_get_her_a_dictionary_dammit\/","title":{"rendered":"Someone get her a dictionary, dammit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Late last night, while waiting for Dr. T to make my tea, I watched part of an extraordinarily long commercial for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.timelife.com\/is-bin\/INTERSHOP.enfinity\/eCS\/Store\/en\/-\/USD\/DisplayProductInformation-Start?ProductSKU=19571&amp;CategoryName=1\">Ultimate 70s Collection<\/a>, brought to you by the people at Time-Life, like you needed to ask.<br \/>\nHighlight: the perky blonde who, I&#8217;m sorry, was in no imaginable way alive in the 1970s, says of an Elton John song &#8220;now that&#8217;s one of those timeless classics that truly defines the 70s.&#8221;<br \/>\n<i>timeless <\/i>classic, defines the 70s<br \/>\nRiiiiiight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Late last night, while waiting for Dr. T to make my tea, I watched part of an extraordinarily long commercial for the Ultimate 70s Collection, brought to you by the people at Time-Life, like you needed to ask. Highlight: the perky blonde who, I&#8217;m sorry, was in no imaginable way alive in the 1970s, says &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2004\/07\/25\/someone_get_her_a_dictionary_dammit\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Someone get her a dictionary, dammit&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-great-moments-in-journalism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}