{"id":180,"date":"2004-06-30T08:49:55","date_gmt":"2004-06-30T08:49:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2004\/06\/30\/he_aint_heavy_hes_my_monkey\/"},"modified":"2004-06-30T08:49:55","modified_gmt":"2004-06-30T08:49:55","slug":"he_aint_heavy_hes_my_monkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2004\/06\/30\/he_aint_heavy_hes_my_monkey\/","title":{"rendered":"He ain&#8217;t heavy, he&#8217;s my monkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, it&#8217;s the last day of June, and I&#8217;m finally (and somewhat ironically) getting around to the June Monkey.<br \/>\nThis time, <a href=\"http:\/\/blork.typepad.com\/blorkblog\/2004\/06\/june_monkey.html\">blork<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.martinepage.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/singeries-de-juin-le-poids-dun-singe.html\">Martine<\/a> wanted to know about &#8220;the monkeys on your back&#8230; you know, those tasks or chores or one of these days items on your &#8220;to do&#8221; list that you can never quite get to even though you feel like it&#8217;s holding you back.&#8221;<br \/>\nThis post notwithstanding, I do have a few things that have lingered, some to the point of actually festering, on my to do list. Alors, somewhat thematically:<br \/>\n&#8211; review my short stories and select one or two to rework<br \/>\n&#8211; look into publication of same<br \/>\n&#8211; ditto my play, &#8216;Brawling Women in a Wide House.&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8211; finish (ten years later) stripping the mouldings in the upstairs hallway<br \/>\n&#8211; finish (as above) the giprock in the bathroom<br \/>\n&#8211; paint the bathroom<br \/>\n&#8211; finally convince Dr. T. that he no longer needs his extremely large amp\/PA thingie, or at least propose that if he knows exactly where it is, without looking, he can keep it another year.<br \/>\n&#8211; student loan<br \/>\n&#8211; mortgage<br \/>\n&#8211; find a job slightly closer to home, or get a jet pack for the commute.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m sure there are many more monkeys back there, but I&#8217;m ignoring them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, it&#8217;s the last day of June, and I&#8217;m finally (and somewhat ironically) getting around to the June Monkey. This time, blork and Martine wanted to know about &#8220;the monkeys on your back&#8230; you know, those tasks or chores or one of these days items on your &#8220;to do&#8221; list that you can never quite &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2004\/06\/30\/he_aint_heavy_hes_my_monkey\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;He ain&#8217;t heavy, he&#8217;s my monkey&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monkey-see-monkey-do"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}