{"id":171,"date":"2004-05-25T11:30:21","date_gmt":"2004-05-25T11:30:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2004\/05\/25\/next_time_you_need_an_ice-breaker\/"},"modified":"2004-05-25T11:30:21","modified_gmt":"2004-05-25T11:30:21","slug":"next_time_you_need_an_ice-breaker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2004\/05\/25\/next_time_you_need_an_ice-breaker\/","title":{"rendered":"Next time you need an ice-breaker&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night at supper, the following conversation took place:<br \/>\nColin: Do other animals fart?<br \/>\nMe: Yes.<br \/>\nColin: Do only animals fart?<br \/>\nMe: Yes.<br \/>\nColin: What kind of things are not animals?<br \/>\nMe: Well, plants, rocks&#8230;<br \/>\nColin: But are spiders animals?<br \/>\nMe: Yes&#8230;<br \/>\nColin: So spiders fart, right?<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"spider.bmp\" src=\"http:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/images\/spider.bmp\" width=\"100\" height=\"73\" border=\"0\" \/> Well?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night at supper, the following conversation took place: Colin: Do other animals fart? Me: Yes. Colin: Do only animals fart? Me: Yes. Colin: What kind of things are not animals? Me: Well, plants, rocks&#8230; Colin: But are spiders animals? Me: Yes&#8230; Colin: So spiders fart, right? Well?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-matters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}