{"id":153,"date":"2004-05-03T13:04:37","date_gmt":"2004-05-03T13:04:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2004\/05\/03\/yo_dude_your_rooster_thinks_he_can_fly\/"},"modified":"2004-05-03T13:04:37","modified_gmt":"2004-05-03T13:04:37","slug":"yo_dude_your_rooster_thinks_he_can_fly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2004\/05\/03\/yo_dude_your_rooster_thinks_he_can_fly\/","title":{"rendered":"Yo, dude, your rooster thinks he can fly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When guns and drugs are outlawed, only <a href=\"http:\/\/news.com.au\/common\/story_page\/0,4057,9364434%255E13762,00.html\">chickens<\/a> will have guns and drugs. Short of making rude puns on the words &#8220;cock&#8221; and &#8220;fowl,&#8221; I&#8217;m speechless.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When guns and drugs are outlawed, only chickens will have guns and drugs. Short of making rude puns on the words &#8220;cock&#8221; and &#8220;fowl,&#8221; I&#8217;m speechless.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-truth-is-stranger-than-fiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}