{"id":137,"date":"2004-03-31T09:30:05","date_gmt":"2004-03-31T09:30:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2004\/03\/31\/damned_id\/"},"modified":"2004-03-31T09:30:05","modified_gmt":"2004-03-31T09:30:05","slug":"damned_id","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2004\/03\/31\/damned_id\/","title":{"rendered":"Damned Id"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a veeeeeery interesting dream about Ben Afleck last night.<br \/>\nFirst of all, it turns out that in my subconscious, Ben is well-read and very interested in the process of teaching English literature. Also, he thinks I have great, um, assets.<br \/>\nAnyway, we&#8217;re on our way upstairs to, well, y&#8217;know, when I WOKE UP.<br \/>\nSo there you have it. Apparently extramarital adventures, even with celebrities, are off-limits. I can&#8217;t even have dream sex. Stupid morals. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a veeeeeery interesting dream about Ben Afleck last night. First of all, it turns out that in my subconscious, Ben is well-read and very interested in the process of teaching English literature. Also, he thinks I have great, um, assets. Anyway, we&#8217;re on our way upstairs to, well, y&#8217;know, when I WOKE UP. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2004\/03\/31\/damned_id\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Damned Id&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}