{"id":131,"date":"2004-03-18T15:23:07","date_gmt":"2004-03-18T15:23:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2004\/03\/18\/the_second_nails_always_a_bitch\/"},"modified":"2004-03-18T15:23:07","modified_gmt":"2004-03-18T15:23:07","slug":"the_second_nails_always_a_bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2004\/03\/18\/the_second_nails_always_a_bitch\/","title":{"rendered":"The second nail&#8217;s always a bitch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pressherald.com\/news\/state\/040316crossguy.shtml\">this guy<\/a> is too dumb even for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.darwinawards.com\/\">Darwin&#8217;s<\/a>, since he didn&#8217;t, technically, get dead.<br \/>\n&#8220;When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, this guy is too dumb even for the Darwin&#8217;s, since he didn&#8217;t, technically, get dead. &#8220;When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-great-moments-in-journalism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}