{"id":128,"date":"2004-03-21T11:35:35","date_gmt":"2004-03-21T11:35:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2004\/03\/21\/you_know_youre_getting_older_when\/"},"modified":"2004-03-21T11:35:35","modified_gmt":"2004-03-21T11:35:35","slug":"you_know_youre_getting_older_when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2004\/03\/21\/you_know_youre_getting_older_when\/","title":{"rendered":"You know you’re getting older when:"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. You’re invited to a friend’s birthday dinner and it begins at 6 p.m.
\n2. It ends at 9:30.
\n3. The highlight of the evening is when one of the party calls home to find out who is the new leader of the Conservative Party*.
\n4. A lively discussion ensues.
\n5. Later, while watching SNL (and not, I might add, ’til the end), the only thing you can think about the rappers clutching their crotches is “do they have to pee, or are they just trying to hold up their ridiculously baggy pants?”
\nSigh.
\n*Stephen Harper. <\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. You’re invited to a friend’s birthday dinner and it begins at 6 p.m. 2. It ends at 9:30. 3. The highlight of the evening is when one of the party calls home to find out who is the new leader of the Conservative Party*. 4. A lively discussion ensues. 5. Later, while watching SNL … <\/p>\n

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