{"id":123,"date":"2004-03-09T13:42:38","date_gmt":"2004-03-09T13:42:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2004\/03\/09\/dammit_woman\/"},"modified":"2004-03-09T13:42:38","modified_gmt":"2004-03-09T13:42:38","slug":"dammit_woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2004\/03\/09\/dammit_woman\/","title":{"rendered":"Dammit, woman&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.quizilla.com\/F\/francescadez\/1063165731_slatinpoem.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"It isn't a poem\"><br \/>Non curo.  Si metrum non habet, non est poema.<br \/>\n<i>&#8220;I don&#8217;t care.  If it doesn&#8217;t rhyme, it isn&#8217;t a poem.&#8221;<\/i><br \/>\nYou are a type A personality.  You like bright things, you don&#8217;t call in sick to work, and you have devastating opinions about art.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\/users\/francescadez\/quizzes\/Which%20Weird%20Latin%20Phrase%20Are%20You%3F%20\/\"> <font size=\"-1\">Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You? <\/font><\/a><BR> <font size=\"-3\">brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\">Quizilla<\/a><\/font><br \/>\nY&#8217;know, if <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geekwardho.org\/AncientHistory\/000418.html\">Bill<\/a> would stop taking these damned quizzes, the rest of us could get back to work. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema. &#8220;I don&#8217;t care. If it doesn&#8217;t rhyme, it isn&#8217;t a poem.&#8221; You are a type A personality. You like bright things, you don&#8217;t call in sick to work, and you have devastating opinions about art. Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You? brought to you by Quizilla &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2004\/03\/09\/dammit_woman\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Dammit, woman&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-business"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}