{"id":103,"date":"2004-02-09T17:10:08","date_gmt":"2004-02-09T17:10:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/34.95.25.178\/maggie\/2004\/02\/09\/one_of_these_days_alice\/"},"modified":"2004-02-09T17:10:08","modified_gmt":"2004-02-09T17:10:08","slug":"one_of_these_days_alice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2004\/02\/09\/one_of_these_days_alice\/","title":{"rendered":"One of these days, Alice&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in correcing mode &#8211; only five essays left. But I think it may be time to throw in the towel for today. What makes me think this, you ask?<br \/>\n<b><i>I just gave myself a fat lip with my own pen.<\/i><\/b><br \/>\nSee, I had the pen in my mouth, I was trying to contain my hair in a clip&#8230; next thing I knew, fat lip. And the chances are very good that somewhere between my mouth and my nose, there is a lovely streak of red ink.<br \/>\nYup, definitely time to go home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in correcing mode &#8211; only five essays left. But I think it may be time to throw in the towel for today. What makes me think this, you ask? I just gave myself a fat lip with my own pen. See, I had the pen in my mouth, I was trying to contain my &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/2004\/02\/09\/one_of_these_days_alice\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;One of these days, Alice&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekdom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golding.ca\/maggie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}