In case you were wondering what I think about in the bathroom

So I was brushing my teeth this morning, and reading the toothpaste tube, since there’s not a whole lot of intellectual stimulation to be gleaned from the brushing itself. The tube in question is a stand-up model, so I assume the marketers were referring to the packaging when the stuck a big friendly circle on the cap that trumpets “CLEAN! EASY TO USE!”
This is a big relief, because until now my relationship with toothpaste has been, sadly, dirty and complicated.