I’m not a content ho, I just want to get to know you better

Hey, at least I’m not asking for your zodiacal orientation.
1. Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Movie:
5. Favourite Song:
6. Favourite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of the internet?
10. Whats your philosophy on life?
11. Would you have my back in a fight?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favourite memory of us?
14. Would you give me a kidney?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you.
16. Would you take care of me when I’m sick?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Have you heard any rumours of me lately?
19. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
20. Do you think I’m a good person?
21. Would you drive across country with me?
22. Do you think I’m attractive?
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
26. Would you go on a date with me if I asked you?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you re-post this so I can fill it out for you?
via kowy

13 Replies to “I’m not a content ho, I just want to get to know you better”

  1. 1. Your Middle Name: Mary
    2. Age: 38
    3. Single or Taken: taken
    4. Favourite Movie: not sure. Probably Blade Runner or Cinema Paradiso
    5. Favourite Song: Heroes or Life on Mars (Bowie)
    6. Favourite Band/Artist: Bowie, but there are loads more
    7. Dirty or Clean: Seeing as I don’t understand the question, I guess the answer is, sadly, clean.
    8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: None. I was a non-conformist punk
    9. Do we know each other outside of the internet? Yup
    10. Whats your philosophy on life? It is for living, with gratitude and an open heart
    11. Would you have my back in a fight? Well, er, yeah. Sure. I guess.
    12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? Yes.
    13. What is your favourite memory of us? When we went to a play together at the Centaur.
    14. Would you give me a kidney? Sure. I’ve got another one.
    15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you. I’m the only person in my family (of 9) who has never smoked. I used to think I was “sickly”.
    16. Would you take care of me when I’m sick? Sure.
    17. Can we get together and make a cake? Yes please
    18. Have you heard any rumours of me lately? No. And I wouldn’t listen to any if I had the opportunity.
    19. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me? Define “crap”. Just kidding. No.
    20. Do you think I’m a good person? Yes.
    21. Would you drive across country with me? Yes.
    22. Do you think I’m attractive? Yes I do as a matter of fact.
    23. If you could change anything about me, would you? Not really, no.
    24. What do you wear to sleep? Pyjama bottoms and a t-shirt. Very unsexy.
    25. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? Probably not. I don’t think we’re there yet.
    26. Would you go on a date with me if I asked you? Yes
    27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? Eat food and go on a roller-coaster. Maybe not in that order. Then we’d fly to the coast and sit and watch the ocean until you croaked.
    28. Will you re-post this so I can fill it out for you? On my blog? Okay.

  2. LOL!
    This may help ->
    Here’s kowy’s intro to the questionnaire:
    “I want to know 20 things about you; pick 20 questions from the list and answer them. I don’t care if we’ve never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other … My thinking is that if you’re reading my blog, I should get to know something about you too. ;-)”
    The “pick 20 questions” part is a good idea…
    JB

  3. I think I’m gonna pick 20…
    1. Your Middle Name: Sadly, my parents weren’t creative enough. One of the biggest regrets…
    2. Age: 31
    3. Single or Taken: Ask me next week, when hubby’s outta town ;P
    4. Favourite Movie: Pride and Prejudice
    5. Favourite Song: Good Mother – Jann Arden
    6. Favourite Band/Artist: Blue Rodeo
    8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: I wish I had a tattoo, but I’m a wuss. Just pierced ears (single on the right, double on the left – I’m such a rebel)
    9. Do we know each other outside of the internet? Yup
    11. Would you have my back in a fight? I’m not sure how much use I would be. I’m more of a lover, not a fighter.
    12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? Depends on the size of the secret.
    15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you. I eat my plate of food sequencially. Usually veggies first, then carb, then protein.
    17. Can we get together and make a cake? I don’t often make cakes, but you’re welcome to join my Xmas cookie baking extravaganza.
    18. Have you heard any rumours of me lately? Don’t think so.
    19. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me? Not that I recall…:)
    20. Do you think I’m a good person? Absolutely. And an excellent parent! That reminds me, I’ll be emailing you.
    21. Would you drive across country with me? Sure.
    22. Do you think I’m attractive? Very pretty.
    23. If you could change anything about me, would you? Who am I to judge others. You’re just fine as you are.
    24. What do you wear to sleep? Ahem…less than I’ll own to.
    26. Would you go on a date with me if I asked you? Would our husbands approve? Just give me a time and place.

  4. 1. Your Middle Name: Ward, please don’t tell anyone.
    2. Age: 42
    3. Single or Taken: Depends on whether my wife reads this!
    4. Favourite Movie: Wings of Desire and/or Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
    5. Favourite Song: How Soon is Now or Baby’s on Fire
    6. Favourite Band/Artist: Smiths/Brian Eno
    7. Dirty or Clean: Geneally clean
    8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: None – I missed all that
    9. Do we know each other outside of the internet? Of course!
    10. Whats your philosophy on life? Do unto others, then make a clean getaway! No – kidding. Umm need more time on this one.
    11. Would you have my back in a fight? Of course, as long as you weren’t battling the Hulk or a Galactic Super Villian or something.
    12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? Probably, but I am awful at keeping secrets.
    13. What is your favourite memory of us? You laughing at TB and I in Yoga class
    14. Would you give me a kidney? Sure, whose do you want? I’ll check the fridge.
    15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you. I can roast coffee, make tofu and fly very short distances.
    16. Would you take care of me when I’m sick? Of course – unless it was leprosy.
    17. Can we get together and make a cake? Sure come on over.
    18. Have you heard any rumours of me lately? Sorry, no.
    19. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me? Of course not! What would there be to say??
    20. Do you think I’m a good person? Naturally, hence the lack of crap talking. You are very special.
    21. Would you drive across country with me? That would be great. I’ll be right over. Should we take my car or yours?
    22. Do you think I’m attractive? I have always thought you look like Rachel Weisz, which means yes.
    23. If you could change anything about me, would you? I can’t imagine what that would be – make you less perfect??
    24. What do you wear to sleep? My McGill tee-shirt!
    25. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? I think I have several times.
    26. Would you go on a date with me if I asked you? Of course I would. I thought you’d never ask! I’m sure my wife would be fine with that.
    27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? I like the ocean idea above – maybe after we drive across the country. Definitely water should be involved somehow so the Lady of the Lake can take you back to Avalon.
    28. Will you re-post this so I can fill it out for you? Beling a stone age peon who lacks a blog, you will have to settle for old-fashioned e-mail.
    ciao

  5. What’s with the cake thing this week? It must have been birthday baking that started you off! So now you know, I’m not stalking you, I’m just interested in your thoughts.
    I must get back to my annotation.

  6. 1. Your Middle Name: John Clifford
    2. Age: 45
    3. Single or Taken: Single
    4. Favourite Movie: Cobra
    5. Favourite Song: As a musician I have a ton of fav songs.
    6. Favourite Band/Artist: Kind of the same response as above.
    7. Dirty or Clean: Clean
    8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: Nope.
    9. Do we know each other outside of the internet? Yup.
    10. Whats your philosophy on life? Treat everyone, young and old, with equal respect and admiration…that is, until they f**k you over…then just treat them with kindness until they puke.
    11. Would you have my back in a fight? Yes.
    12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? Hmmmm…for a few days…until I pondered the consequence of such an act towards our friendship…then I would tell you.
    13. What is your favourite memory of us? Chatting with you at that yard sale thingee a lifetime ago…
    14. Would you give me a kidney? Yes…but I would want it back eventually…lol…just teasing…yes I would.
    15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you. I only attended two years of grade school and never went to high school.
    16. Would you take care of me when I’m sick? That’s a tough one since you have such a loving family…I wouldn’t want to step on anyone’s toes so to speak…but if I had to “step up to the plate”, I would.
    17. Can we get together and make a cake? lol…sure…Oh oh…could we make an upside down cake? I love those…
    18. Have you heard any rumours of me lately? Nope…so I guess it’s time to start one…:)
    19. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me? Not since Sunday…actually…never…since Sunday…nope I never said a bad thing about you…since Sunday…ha ha ha ha…
    20. Do you think I’m a good person? Yes I do…
    21. Would you drive across country with me? Given that this scenario was sanctioned by all those who need you at home…yes.
    22. Do you think I’m attractive? Not since Sunday…oh…I mean, yes.
    23. If you could change anything about me, would you? Nothing comes to mind…but give me another few years and we’ll see…:)
    24. What do you wear to sleep? A top sheet and comforter.
    25. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? I should say yes, but given my social graces, I haven’t in the past…but I will come over if invited next time with T and I.
    26. Would you go on a date with me if I asked you? You mean like a DATE DATE or just a date? If you were a single lady, yes…but as a married woman…MOST DEFINITELY…look for my new reality TV show “Home Breaker” coming to a network near you!!
    27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? Probably wonder about what we should be doing together since you only have one day left to live.
    28. Will you re-post this so I can fill it out for you? I will…in the next day or two.

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