Damned Id

I had a veeeeeery interesting dream about Ben Afleck last night.
First of all, it turns out that in my subconscious, Ben is well-read and very interested in the process of teaching English literature. Also, he thinks I have great, um, assets.
Anyway, we’re on our way upstairs to, well, y’know, when I WOKE UP.
So there you have it. Apparently extramarital adventures, even with celebrities, are off-limits. I can’t even have dream sex. Stupid morals. 😛

3 Replies to “Damned Id”

  1. I’m the same way with Brad Pitt. I used to have regular dreams where we were really great friends, and he wanted me in the worst way, but I never succumbed to his manly charms… Why, oh why?

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